President Bush is seeking to double the amount the U.S. is spending to fight global AIDS to $30 billion in five years. Where will the money go?
$10 billion – Programs to get people off AIDS and back to work
$30 million – Equipping future Black Hawks with crates of pamphlets and condoms, so next time won’t be a total loss
$1.5 billion – Installing particularly vicious anti-AIDS dictator in Uganda
$17 million – Global campaign to promote dry humping
$1,137.62 – AIDS-vaccine research
$8.2 billion – Guns to shoot AIDS with
$15 billion – Faith-based initiatives
$.41 – Strongly worded letter to AIDS
$14.80 – Nameplate for AIDS czar
