Britney Loses Custody Of Children

A judge ruled Monday that Britney Spears must surrender custody of her two sons to ex-husband Kevin Federline because of her alleged substance abuse. What do you think?


“Isn’t there another relative or perhaps a perfect stranger the kids could live with?”

Tessa Stokler • Taxidermist

“God, I hope there’s some high-stakes poker game Federline could lose them in.”

Sam Adkins • Systems Analyst

“At least now she’ll have time to do more drugs and have more kids.”

Chuck Strange • Clothing Inspector