Bristol Palin As Herself

Former Alaska governor Sarah Palin’s daughter Bristol will appear on the ABC Family program The Secret Life Of The American Teenager playing herself. What do you think?


“Every teenager should be informed about the consequences a pregnancy can have on their parent’s vice presidential candidacy.”

Jerry Klein • Appliance Repairman

“It’s refreshing to see a single mother get out there and earn an honest living on television instead of looking for taxpayer handouts.”

Dan Smith • Assistant Controller

“This will warn teen girls that having sex before marriage may lead to having to appear on shitty TV shows.”

Ruth Stemmons • Training Developer




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