Breakup Doesn't Seem To Have Changed Relationship

CARY, NC— Six weeks after their breakup, Daniel Bey and Janette Forsberg seem to have undergone no apparent change in their relationship, friends of the ostensibly ex-couple reported Monday. “They see each other all the time, and they still argue about every trivial thing, just like when they were together,” friend Rich Gascone said. “Daniel even told me they’re still having sex. But apparently, in some science-fiction way I can’t comprehend, they’re split up.”