He Got ‘Battlefront’ Too
DANVILLE, CA—Saying that the 10-year-old was so freaking lucky, sources in Mrs. Burnett’s homeroom class confirmed Monday that local 5th-grader Adam Samuels got a PlayStation 4 for Christmas and Star Wars Battlefront, too. “Oh man, Adam’s parents totally got him a PS4, Battlefront, and two controllers,” said fellow student Spencer Grant, who told reporters that Samuels had already fought a huge battle on Hoth against a bunch of people from different countries and stuff. “He has to share it with his little brother though. Plus, his mom only lets him play for a couple hours a day. His grandpa is gonna buy him Batman: Arkham Knight if he gets all A’s and B’s on his report card.” At press time, several classroom sources disputed Samuels’ claim that he blew up an AT-AT with a single shot from a bowcaster.
