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Boy Scouts Of America Changes Name To Scouting America

Boy Scouts of America announced that it is changing its name to Scouting America in an effort to be more inclusive, with the organization’s president Roger A. Krone saying, “This will be a simple but very important evolution as we seek to ensure that everyone feels welcome in Scouting.” What do you think?

Dex Wolpert, Shortcut Specialist

“Guess we’ll have to find another way to make girls know they’re unwanted.”

Dex Wolpert, Shortcut Specialist

Melissa Gerke, Rodeo Stylist

“No one should be excluded from being yelled at by their dad while they set up a tent in the rain.”

Melissa Gerke, Rodeo Stylist

Pablo Rocha, unemployed

“Finally, an organization for dorks of all genders.”

Pablo Rocha, unemployed




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