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Bloomberg Apologizes For Stop And Frisk

Ahead of a possible presidential run, former Mayor Michael Bloomberg apologized for his stop-and-frisk policy, admitting that it increased racial disparities in stops without any demonstrable effects on preventing crime. What do you think?

Abby Vaughn • Cravat Fluffer

“It’s always nice to see someone so self-servingly admit their mistakes.”

Abby Vaughn • Cravat Fluffer

Malcolm Mason • Monotreme Expert

“Americans will never elect an apologizer.”

Malcolm Mason • Monotreme Expert

Francis Cote • U.S. Postal Worker

“We all have those things in our past that we’d probably only apologize for if—and only if—we were running for president.”

Francis Cote • U.S. Postal Worker




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