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Bigfoot Corpse A Fraud

Members of Search For Bigfoot, Inc. said they had been tricked into buying a fake Sasquatch body from an ex-policeman. What do you think?

Jordan Pressler • Personal Assistant

“I truly empathize with those guys because the exact same thing happened to me, but with a Burberry scarf.”

Jordan Pressler • Personal Assistant

Keith Crowley • Event Planner

“Hopefully they can put all this behind them and continue their important work.”

Keith Crowley • Event Planner

Patty Paik • Accountant

“So that means…the real Sasquatch is still on the loose! Oh no!”

Patty Paik • Accountant




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