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Biden, Trump Make Separate Border Visits

Joe Biden and Donald Trump took competing visits to the U.S.-Mexico border yesterday, both in an effort to show voters that their stance on immigration is the better one, as the increase in immigration during the last four years has become a primary concern in the 2024 election. What do you think?

Mahek Beltran, Window Defroster

“Just a couple of shoves, and they’re Mexico’s problem.”

Mahek Beltran, Window Defroster

Mae Valentine, Alpaca Breeder

“Aw man, this is like your two favorite bands playing on the same night.”

Mae Valentine, Alpaca Breeder

Willis Brook, systems analyst

“Haven’t the people at the border suffered enough?”

Willis Brook, systems analyst




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