Austin
Likelihood Your Dumb Ideas About Art Will Be Indulged: 100 percentStill In Texas: YesPopular Activities: Live music, food trucks, unsuccessfully pursuing misguided dreams longer than any of your other college friends, bikingFriends’ Shows We Might Catch Later: 2Number Of Drummers’ Girlfriends Who Are Holding Band Back: 4,900Place You Will Actually Pack Up And Move To: No
San Francisco
Median Rent: HooboyWi-Fi Strength: -50 dBmNumber Of Apps It Takes To Get From One Part Of City To Another: 4Weather: Mild climate softens blow of living on the streetsEarthquakes: Constant in your mother’s mind as soon as you move hereEnvironmental Initiatives: City recycles 90 percent of failed startupsBest Neighborhood For Young People Just Starting Out: 28 miles outside city limits
Boston
Dialect: ShoutingCity Nickname: [unintelligible]Open Coxswain Positions: 78,000Cultural Heritage: Exaggeratedly IrishNumber Of People Currently On Candlepin Bowling First Dates: 800,000Days It Takes To Do It All: 2.73Popular Interests: New York
Your Hometown
Average Number Of Unbearable Interactions When You Leave The House: 2.54 per outingThe Mall: Depressing, inexplicably comfortingNumber Of Promotions Former Classmate Has Earned At Local Supermarket Since Being Bagboy Back In High School: 2Pace At Which 10 Goddamn Years Of Your Life Pass: Just like thatUnshakable Sensation That You Both Belong Here And Are A Stranger Here: Inescapable and oppressiveCost Of Living: Admission of defeat
