Benefits Extended To Federal Employees’ Domestic Partners

President Obama signed a memo that expanded benefits to domestic partners of federal employees, including same-sex couples. What do you think?


“This is just a sneaky way for Obama to make homosexuals American citizens.”

Kath Santrello • Systems Analyst

“Like federal employees don’t screw around on the job enough as it is. Now they’ll be spending all their time on Craigslist trying to find a domestic partner.”

James Rudow • Edge Burnisher

“How immoral! Accessing a partner’s flexible spending account to purchase prescription eyewear with pretax earnings is a right that should only be granted to those in religiously-sanctioned heterosexual relationships.”

Ryan Welker • Golf Range Attendant




Sample front page of The Onion's DNC paper