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Ben And Jerry’s Releases Donald Trump Resistance-Inspired Flavor

Ben & Jerry’s is launching a new flavor, Pecan Resist—containing chocolate ice cream with white and dark fudge chunks, pecans, walnuts, and fudge-covered almonds—as part of a $100,000 philanthropic campaign to benefit activist organizations and “lick injustice” worldwide. What do you think?

Andrea Paine • Hitmaker

“I wish this particular social move

Andrea Paine • Hitmaker

Garry Levy • Glitter Remover

“Was it Gandhi or Dr. King who called gimmicky ice cream flavors the most direct form of protest?”

Garry Levy • Glitter Remover

Leon Obrien • Foot Auditor

“Sorry, my doctor says I need to cut back on my activism.”

Leon Obrien • Foot Auditor




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