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Barbie Suing Bratz

Barbie producer Mattel, Inc. is suing MGA Entertainment, saying that the company’s Bratz doll was designed by a Mattel employee while under contract. What do you think?

Duane Pulvermacher • Systems Analyst

“There’s no way that MGA could have thought up a female doll targeted towards young girls all on their own.”

Duane Pulvermacher • Systems Analyst

Amy Evans • Accountant

“Mattel is paying for its fateful refusal to create a hotter Midge.”

Amy Evans • Accountant

Christopher Drolet • Screen Printer

“I hope Barbie wins. Those god-awful Bratz dolls set an unattainable standard of sass that no normal girl could ever live up to.”

Christopher Drolet • Screen Printer




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