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Banning ATM Fees

On Nov. 2, voters in San Francisco and Santa Monica approved ordinances banning banks from charging ATM fees to non-customers. In response, several banks in the cities blocked non-customers from using their cash machines. What do you think?

Teresa Bossy • Student

“I don’t think it’s right for a business to charge money for a service it provides.”

Teresa Bossy • Student

Paul Goring • Photographer

“ATM fees? Who cares? As a Californian, the issue I’m most concerned about is where I can get a reasonably priced mocha enema.”

Paul Goring • Photographer

Michael Gillies • Cook

“That little man inside the machine who has to process the orders and stick the money through the slot deserves that $1 tip.”

Michael Gillies • Cook

William Merrick • Landscaper

“What do you mean fees? I thought Bank of America was making

William Merrick • Landscaper

Ron Langevin • Systems Analyst

“ATM fees? Who cares? As a Californian, the issue I’m most concerned about is where I can get a reasonably priced mocha enema.”

Ron Langevin • Systems Analyst

Diana Melanson • Herpetologist

“Eliminating ATM fees is only the beginning. The struggle for justice will not truly be over until money materializes directly into people’s hands.”

Diana Melanson • Herpetologist




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