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Backstreet Boys Release First Single Since 2013

This week, pop band Backstreet Boys released “Don’t Go Breaking My Heart,” their first single in five years, alongside a music video in which they dance with a female hologram. What do you think?

Linda Waites • Nose Flute Instructor

“Wow. Fourth grade me is totally ecstatic but fifth grade me is way more into NSYNC.”

Linda Waites • Nose Flute Instructor

Perry Colmes • Hairshirt Designer

“If it took five years to make, then it must be really good.”

Perry Colmes • Hairshirt Designer

Nicholas Ronstadt • Bandolier Enthusiast

“Your move, O-Town.”

Nicholas Ronstadt • Bandolier Enthusiast




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