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Baby T. Rex Fossil Selling On eBay

The fossil of an infant Tyrannosaurus rex—likely the only one in existence—has gone on sale for $2.95 million on eBay, drawing fierce criticism from paleontologists for preventing research on a rare and important artifact. What do you think?

Shawn Benitez • Fry Cook

“Oh, paleontologists get mad no m

Shawn Benitez • Fry Cook

Ann Rollins • Systems Analyst

“The trick is to wait until the last minute so you only have to pay $2.98 million.”

Ann Rollins • Systems Analyst

Gregory Clements • Paper Mâché Expert

“You’ll have to talk to my husband; he handles our rare fossil purchases.”

Gregory Clements • Paper Mâché Expert




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