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Baby Hippo Born To Mother On Birth Control

The Los Angeles Zoo was surprised this week when a 10-year-old hippo named Mara, who was on birth control, gave birth to the zoo’s first baby hippo in 26 years. What do you think?

Matt Wilcox • Box Unpacker

“That’s gotta be one huge pill.”

Matt Wilcox • Box Unpacker

Todd Bevins • Decorations Hanger

“That’s why, before you begin any new birth control method, it’s important to consult your veterinarian.”

Todd Bevins • Decorations Hanger

Kathleen Hennessy • Systems Analyst

“Well, her life’s ruined.”

Kathleen Hennessy • Systems Analyst




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