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Auto Sales Hit 25-Year Low

In the face of a weakening economy, U.S. auto sales fell to their lowest level since 1983. What do you think?

Nancy Coyne • Paralegal

“If they slash car prices further, I’m going to stock up on Focuses.”

Nancy Coyne • Paralegal

Pete McKissock • Systems Analyst

“That’s great! Wait, is this for a feature on the environment or for the business section?”

Pete McKissock • Systems Analyst

Scott Haggerty • Crop Duster

“But I love my Icelandic-made car! Mjoiks last forever.”

Scott Haggerty • Crop Duster




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