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Australia Invests $377 Million To Protect Great Barrier Reef

Australia made the largest such investment in its history by investing $377 million into protecting the Great Barrier Reef by limiting pollution and improving water conditions. What do you think?

Patricia Underburg • Hairshirt Specialist

“That’ll buy a lot of reef food.”

Patricia Underburg • Hairshirt Specialist

Channing West • Naturalist

“Hopefully, this will be enough money to paint it a more flattering color.”

Channing West • Naturalist

Samuel Wendt • Salivary Gland Auditor

“Oh, nice, did they figure out a way to get oil out of the Great Barrier Reef or something?”

Samuel Wendt • Salivary Gland Auditor




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