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Arrests At Pro-Palestinian College Protests Reach 2,000 Nationally

According to a tally by the Associated Press, the number of individuals arrested at college protests held in support of Palestinians in Gaza has surpassed 2,000 across 36 schools. What do you think?

Michelle Raye, PR Coordinator

“That’ll do wonders for the student-to-faculty ratio.”

Michelle Raye, PR Coordinator

Isaac Corbett, student

“Hopefully this wrecks the curve enough for me to bump up a grade.”

Isaac Corbett, student

Conroy Hofstatter, Bus Attendant

“All this for about 30,000 dead people?”

Conroy Hofstatter, Bus Attendant




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