While some argue that school uniforms eliminate distractions and help students focus on learning, others believe that a strict dress code stifles students’ self-expression. The Onion breaks down the arguments for and against school uniforms.
FOR
Encourages students to bully based on who victim really is, not superficial appearances
Makes goth kids really work for it
Keeps students focused on learning the teachings of the lord, not their clothes
Gives children valuable experience with collared shirts that will be valuable later in life
Promotes conformity
AGAINST
Ugh, so lame
Lunch box industry not prepared to pick up self-expression slack
Suppresses a young person’s need for individuality, currently expressed by wearing leggings purchased from Justice
Might increase student expression via words and actions
Not even Melissa can make a red and khaki color palette work
