Area Man Wants Something Made Of Titanium

PENDLETON, OR–Anthony Schilling is hoping to acquire something made of titanium, the 43-year-old claims adjuster reported Monday. “I can’t afford a new titanium bike, but maybe I could get a pen or a watch,” Schilling said of his lust for the low-density, corrosion-resistant alloy. “Or maybe I could get a pair of super-strong titanium binoculars. Whatever I wind up getting, though, it’ll be really lightweight and last forever.”