Local Area Man Too Deep Into Haircut To Start Talking To Barber Now Published: November 6, 2014 Advertising Injury That Will Cause Excruciating Pain For Rest Of Life Thankfully Not Season-Ending Continued on next page Explore Tags Vol 50: Issue 44 Related Coverage Scarecrow Has Double Ds New Homeowners Thrilled To Find Pentagram Carved Into Hardwood Floor Under Carpet Actor Informed Producers Decided To Go With A Dog For The Role