Area Man Accidentally Signs Up For AOL Latino

TOPEKA, KS—Jim Bauer, 34, accidentally signed up for AOL Latino, the sales clerk reported Monday. “The sign-up had all these steps, and I guess I just started clicking ’yes’ and ’I agree,’” Bauer said. “Before I knew it, I was enrolled in some weird, alternate world where I couldn’t read and didn’t recognize any of the pop stars in the photos.” Bauer, who doesn’t speak Spanish, said he’ll switch over to “regular AOL” soon, but for the time being, he can basically tell what “¡Tienes correo!” means.