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Are Tasers Safe?

Most security personnel defend the use of Tasers, but Amnesty International said that there have been more than 100 Taser-related deaths since 2001. What do you think?

Harold Wilson • Sound Producer

“You wouldn’t be complaining about Tasers if you had a rubber bullet lodged within inches of your heart like me.”

Harold Wilson • Sound Producer

Mark Stuttgart • Sales Manager

“As a man who wears a thick-rubber gimp suit on his midnight visits to the nursing school, I have no problem with Taser use.”

Mark Stuttgart • Sales Manager

Karl Gordon • Police Officer

“If you’re a cop, deadly force is the last thing you want to use. However, if you’re a really twisted cop, a weapon that leaves a suspect flopping about like an epileptic puppy is dead-bang perfect.”

Karl Gordon • Police Officer

Mary Watkins • Systems Analyst

“People complain that getting hit by a Taser is really painful, but in reality it doesn’t hurt until your hypothalamus starts working again.”

Mary Watkins • Systems Analyst

Sam Williamson • Sheet-Metal Worker

“I only hope this controversy doesn’t affect my soon-to-be-launched national family-fun franchise, Taser Tag.”

Sam Williamson • Sheet-Metal Worker

Ellen Anderson • Chef

“Tasers are too much of a hazard. I guess the police will just have to go back to using tractor beams.”

Ellen Anderson • Chef