Apple Through The Years

Published:

September 9, 2014

Apple Employee Fired For Thinking Different

Apple Unveils New Product-Unveiling Product

Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard

Apple Claims New iPhone Only Visible To Most Loyal Of Customers

New Apple Friend Bar Gives Customers Someone To Talk At About Mac Products

Apple Fans Chopping Off Hands In Anticipation Of New iHand

Interim Apple Chief Under Fire After Unveiling Grotesque New MacBook

In The Know: Should The Nation’s Unemployed Be Buying New Apple Computers?

New Apple CEO Tim Cook: ’I’m Thinking Printers’

Apple: New iPhone Good

Last American Who Knew What The Fuck He Was Doing Dies

Apple User Acting Like His Dad Just Died

This Article Generating Thousands Of Dollars In Ad Revenue Simply By Mentioning New iPad

Sweeping New Labor Reforms Allow Foxconn Employees To Work In Inhumane Conditions From Home

Uncle Ben’s To Compete Against Apple With Brand-New Smartphone

New Apple Campaign Urges Consumers To Buy iPhone For Other Hand

Apple’s Gag Division Unveils Sleekest Fake Dog Shit To Date

Apple Promises To Fix Glitches In Map Software By Rearranging Earth’s Geography

Apple Announces Plans For New iPad With Extra Storage Drawer

Apple Unveils Panicked Man With No Ideas

Apple’s Plans To Revive Its Innovative Image

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