According to the most recent available financial statements, Apple Inc. has more cash on hand—over $76 billion—than the U.S. Treasury. What do you think?
“Well, the user experience in this country is just terrible.”
Lou Gajda • Cable Splicer
“Great, so why don’t we sell them a couple of aircraft carriers and we’ll be back in black.”
Sonya Howland • Film Flat Inspector
“This is why I took all my money out of U.S. currency and put it into safe, stable iTunes gift cards.”
Philip Keeton • Yeast-Culture Developer
