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Americans Celebrate St. Patrick’s Day

Today, millions of Americans are celebrating St. Patrick’s Day, a Christian feast day that has evolved into a secular celebration of Irish culture with parades, festivals, drinking, and wearing the color green. How are you celebrating?

Brianne Prater, Paramedic

“Resuscitating at least

Brianne Prater, Paramedic

Marcus Gimbel, Unemployed

“Probably just a quiet evening vomiting at home.”

Marcus Gimbel, Unemployed

Nelson Taffet, Phlegm Analyst

“Enjoying a day where I’m not so singled out by my alcoholism.”

Nelson Taffet, Phlegm Analyst




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