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American Medical Debt Bigger Than Previously Known

New research published in The Journal of the American Medical Association found that Americans owe nearly twice as much medical debt as was previously thought, totaling $140 billion last year. What do you think?

Nick Bland, Zipper Repairman

“I wouldn’t have even gone to the doctor if I’d realized I could have just died for free.”

Nick Bland, Zipper Repairman

James Braski, Font Consultant

“I guess I couldn’t resist having all my cancer treated.”

James Braski, Font Consultant

Yasmine Vargas, Wheat Bundler

“Good luck getting paid. Half those bums are probably dead by now.”

Yasmine Vargas, Wheat Bundler




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