'America’s Toughest Sheriff' Sued

The Justice Department sued Arizona’s Joe Arpaio, the self-proclaimed “toughest sheriff” in America, for failure to cooperate with a discrimination probe. What do you think?


“Was he discriminating against injustice? Because that wouldn’t be so bad.”

Simon Patches • Unemployed

“I’d be scared that if I sued a sheriff he wouldn’t let me date his daughter, who’s probably the prettiest girl in town.”

Keith Cano • Bus Driver

“What does discriminating against people in Arizona who have limited English and low-paying jobs have to do with targeting immigrants?”

Sylvia Mattox • Merchandise Safety Consultant




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