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Amazon Mistakenly Delivers 63 Pounds Of Marijuana To Couple

Police are investigating how a couple in Orlando came to receive 63 pounds of marijuana packed inside storage bins they’d ordered from an Amazon facility in Massachusetts. What do you think?

Cynthia Clifford • Unemployed

“Big deal. My Amazon orders end up in police evidence lockers all the time.”

Cynthia Clifford • Unemployed

John Doescher • Steam Room Attendant

“When you factor in the two-day free shipping, that’s a pretty good deal.”

John Doescher • Steam Room Attendant

David Ewald • Test Subject Recruiter

“I’d be careful how deep you dig into the storage bin industry. You might not like what you find.”

David Ewald • Test Subject Recruiter




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