Al-Qaeda Chatter Deteriorates Into Gossip

WASHINGTON, DC—Terrorist chatter about a possible al-Qaeda attack against the U.S. deteriorated into gossip Monday, according to top federal intelligence officials. “We intercepted a phone call in which two al-Qaeda operatives were discussing plans to conduct reconnaissance missions at certain U.S. landmarks,” CIA operative Tim Huber said. “But the conversation quickly devolved into a 20-minute discussion of what someone named Majida Sa’doon was doing at Kanebi Hadi Hameeb’s home at sunrise.” Huber added that the gossip is a “definite improvement” over the glut of small talk about recipes, children, and goats that dominated conversation at this time last year.