Al Kozlewski Pulls A Kozlewski

CUDAHY, WI—Assembled after work at Gil’s Tavern, friends of Al Kozlewski agreed Tuesday that the 39-year-old steamfitter had pulled yet another Kozlewski. “Al came in and did that thing he always does,” coworker Danny Fassle said. “He sat down at the table, drank two beers from a pitcher that someone else bought, and then suddenly decided that he had to get right home. A classic Kozlewski.” When informed of the charges, Kozlewski said that if Fassle has a problem, he should “stop being such a Palaczyk and say it to my face.”