Al Gore Excited, Proud To Be At Local Event

LAS CRUCES, NM—Vice-President Al Gore expressed excitement and pride over his presence at Saturday’s 25th annual Las Cruces Air Show, where he delivered the honorary opening address. “I can’t tell you how excited and proud I am to be here. This truly is one of the great American traditions,” Gore told the crowd of 260. “And I know that President Clinton, who unfortunately could not be here today, feels the same way.” Moments after his remarks, the excited, proud Gore left aboard Air Force Two, missing the entirety of the air show. Organizers of the event speculated that he was too excited to stay.




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