The Week In Pictures – Week Of April 20, 2020

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April 20, 2020

Historians Discover Declaration Of Independence Originally Intended As Outlet For Founders To Vent Privately

Desperate Red Cross Introduces New High-Powered Arm Juicer To Get Every Last Drop Out Of Donors

Postal Service Unveils Plan To Pay Debts With New $1 Trillion Stamp

Bib-Wearing Nation Holding Forks And Knives Impatiently Waiting For Restaurants To Reopen

Mike Pompeo Warns Iran Stockpiling Tubes To Build Ventilator

Trump Blasts Dr. Fauci Over Repeated Negative Remarks About Coronavirus

Aetna Honors All The Brave Insurance Debt Collectors Continuing To Work In This Difficult Time

DMT Researchers Advise Maintaining 6-Foot Distance From Own Body

Grinning Tim Cook Announces New iPhone Will No Longer Be Compatible With AirPods

Fears Over Food Supply Grows After Nation’s Naughty Little Boys Sneak Into Reserve Stockpiles And Eat All The Sweets

Lonely Pedophile Wistfully Surveys Deserted Schoolyard Playground

Pope Francis Finally Close To Finishing Bible

Health Experts Say Coronavirus Originated In Promiscuous Bat Who Slept Around A Lot

‘Barber…I Was A Barber,’ Says Man Struggling To Recall Life Before Pandemic

CEO Assures Employees He Doing Everything In His Power To Lay People Off

Russian Roulette Champion Wouldn’t Let His Son Play Russian Roulette

Pathetic Minimum-Wage Worker Devastated About Losing Job That Only Paid Couple Hundred Dollars A Week Anyway

‘You’ve Served Me Well, But This Has Gone Too Far,’ Says Oprah Loading Shotgun After Watching Dr. Oz, Dr. Phil Fox News Appearances

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