Psychic Helps Police Waste Valuable Time

MANCHESTER, NH—More than 36 hours after the disappearance of 13-year-old Heather Jordan, Manchester police hired local psychic Lynette Mure-Davis to help waste their valuable time Monday. “I see a river… and along the banks is an outcropping with five lilac bushes,” said Mure-Davis, who then paused a full 90 seconds to “collect vibrations” from Jordan’s scarf. “I also see a man… tall, but stocky, wearing… a hat. And an animal, perhaps a dog.” As of press time, Jordan was still trapped under a collapsed utility shed three blocks west of her house.