Son In Iraq Or Something

VICKSBURG, MS—Fabric-store manager Bonnie Reedner told reporters Monday that her 18-year-old son, Pfc. Matthew Reedner, is “over there, fighting in Iraq, or something.” “I guess he’s stationed in Baghdad or Basra—some place beginning with a B,” Reedner said. “I don’t really know. I should check the return address on one of his letters. I think there’s another one over on the microwave with the unopened mail.” Though Reedner said she hopes for her son’s safe return, she admitted she should probably pick up a newspaper one of these days to get an idea of when that might be.