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Measles Eliminated In North, South America

At a meeting in Washington this week, the World Health Organization announced that the measles vaccine has eradicated the disease in all of the Americas, from Canada to Chile, the first time that it has been eliminated from an entire region instead of one country at a time. What do you think?

Jeff Hill • Systems Analyst

“Can’t you fools see that saving lives is exactly what the government wants?”

Jeff Hill • Systems Analyst

Martin Bing • Unemployed

“With a couple hundred million fatalities across multiple centuries, it’s fair to say measles has had a good run.”

Martin Bing • Unemployed

Maren Rich • Brainstorm Scheduler

“Suriname better not fuck this up.”

Maren Rich • Brainstorm Scheduler