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Starbucks Opening 3,000 New Stores

The Seattle-based coffee chain Starbucks announced plans to open 3,000 new stores in North and South America over the next five years, with half to be located in the United States. What do you think?

Alicia Garcia • Honey Processor

“Finally.”

Alicia Garcia • Honey Processor

Barry Rivard • Bus Upholsterer

“I was just thinking how this country could use a few thousand more public bathrooms.”

Barry Rivard • Bus Upholsterer

James O’Shea • Flange Cutter

“Just out of curiosity, will they be consulting with any existing Starbucks stores regarding their lists of banned customers?”

James O’Shea • Flange Cutter