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9/11 Commission Let Down

In their final report, the 9/11 Commission said they were disappointed by the government response to their recommendations. What do you think?

Kathryn Reynolds • Systems Analyst

“We responded to 9/11 already, remember? Iraq?”

Kathryn Reynolds • Systems Analyst

Walter Murphy • Baker

“Don’t these people have anything better to do than look at facts, see massive problems, and then make suggestions based on those facts?”

Walter Murphy • Baker

Mark Lee • Automobile Customizer

“Tell me about it. I’ve been sending the government a list of recommendations about once a week for the last eight years, and all I get is periodic visits from the FBI.”

Mark Lee • Automobile Customizer




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