4 Out Of 5 Texas Dentists Advocate The Death Penalty

DALLAS—According to a study released Monday by the Texas Dental Association, four out of five dentists in the Lone Star State advocate the use of capital punishment. “About 80 percent of the dentists surveyed recommend brushing three times daily, regular dental check-ups, and death by lethal injection should a prisoner be found guilty of homicide in a court of law,” TDA spokeswoman Stacy Gunderson said. “Simply putting criminals in hard-to-reach places isn’t enough of a deterrent. Rinsing the scum out of death row is vital for the long-term health of this state.” Gunderson then called for justice, and plenty of all-natural sugar-free snacks, to be served.