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2020 Frontrunners Back Call To Ease Debate Rules

In an attempt to offer debate viewers a more robust field of options, eight Democratic candidates joined Senator Cory Booker in asking the Democratic National Committee to ease qualification requirements for upcoming presidential debates from which he and other candidates would be excluded. What do you think?

Delia Finley • Junior Postman

“As we learned in 2016, massive unpopularity shouldn’t preclude access to power.”

Delia Finley • Junior Postman

Isadora Zevrow • Systems Analyst

“If I were Cory Booker, I’d be a little upset that no one was worried about debating me.”

Isadora Zevrow • Systems Analyst

Percy Garrison • Topiary Clipper

“They should ease the rules for winning the nomination, too.”

Percy Garrison • Topiary Clipper




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