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2017 Second-Hottest Year On Record

A new NASA analysis revealed that—even without warming caused by El Niño—2017 was the second-hottest year since modern record keeping began, and that 17 of the 18 warmest years have happened since 2001. What do you think?

Graham Markowitz • Water Sommelier

“But the overall trend is cooling if you plot all the data and then ignore it.”

Graham Markowitz • Water Sommelier

Sarah Flanders • Haunted House Developer

“I’m sure the scientists who warned us about this will think of something.”

Sarah Flanders • Haunted House Developer

Andrew Wendt • Homunculus Builder

“Eh, 2017 was months ago, and I try not to live in the past.”

Andrew Wendt • Homunculus Builder




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