Sports 2013 NBA Finals Coverage: The Miami Heat Stomp The Joy Out Of Basketball Forever Published: June 14, 2013 Tim Duncan Argues Theory Of Infinite Divisibility Prevents Any Team From Winning ChampionshipGregg Popovich Admits Winning Championship This Year Would Mean About The Same As Previous TitlesArea Man Scores Rimside Seat To NBA FinalsPat Riley Shows Up To NBA Finals In Signature Bowl CutNBA Experts Rule Out All The Things NBA Finals Won’t Come Down ToLeBron James Announces RetirementRupert Murdoch, Donald Trump, Idi Amin, Joseph Stalin Celebrate Heat VictoryHeat Franchise Laughs In Nation’s Stupid Fucking Faces For 10 MinutesHeat Fans Wake Up To Learn Team Won Game 7 Advertising If Cast And Crew Of Local Production Of ‘The Music Man’ Being Honest, ‘Marian The Librarian’ Number Needs Work Continued on next page Explore Tags Vol 49: Issue 25 Related Coverage Tom Brady Provides Detailed Analysis Of How Easy It Would Be For Him To Take Dak Prescott’s Job Bengals Coaching Staff Holding Breath After Joe Burrow Endures Rough High-Five Stephen Nedoroscik Under Fire After Video Shows Him Whipping Pommel Horse