With basketball season once again upon us, Onion Sports takes a look at this year’s best and most interesting teams.
Miami Heat: Gotta love those black and red uniforms
Oklahoma City Thunder: Durant and Westbrook are so good, this team may actually earn the chance to return to a real city this year
Chicago Bulls: Their offseason acquisitions will look even more impressive when they finish third instead of fifth
Boston Celtics: The only team in the league that gives you the opportunity to point to all the players on the court and explain to your son what each one was like 10 years ago
New York Knicks: With the addition of Amar’e Stoudemire, experts are now able to write one clause of a persuasive sentence about New York
Detroit Pistons: Will continue to embody the blue-collar ethos of their city but will also embody its depressed, bleak ethos
New Jersey Nets: With their new billionaire owner, the Nets are the only team in the league that will make you feel better about not being a billionaire
The Playoffs: If you only watch one thing in the NBA this season, make it the playoffs
