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$1 Million In Marijuana Found Smuggled In Ford Fusions

An Ohio car dealership discovered that the Ford Fusions it received from a factory in Mexico contained over a million dollars’ worth of marijuana smuggled inside. What do you think?

Lauren Smathers • Cube Molder

“Okay, but I’m really just looking for something reliable to get me to and from work.”

Lauren Smathers • Cube Molder

Nate Richard • Boxcar Operator

“Now my local Ford dealership’s Summer Danktacular sales event makes a lot more sense.”

Nate Richard • Boxcar Operator

Evan Griswold • Volunteer Thespian

“And what if I upgrade to the sport package?”

Evan Griswold • Volunteer Thespian




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