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Man Not Really Articulating Cohesive Reason Why Guy Who Cut Him Off Should Go Fuck Himself
TOLEDO, OH—Saying the man’s hodgepodge of threats, insults, and expletives lacked a compelling central thread, sources confirmed Tuesday that 41-year-old Ed Thassler wasn’t really articulating a cohesive reason as to why the guy…
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