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Moscow Expels 6 British Diplomats Who Would Not Shut Up About ‘Doctor Who’
MOSCOW—Explaining that Russia’s patience on the matter had finally reached a breaking point, officials in Moscow confirmed Friday they had expelled six British diplomats who would not shut up about Doctor Who. “London must…
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