Sports
- U.S. Charioteer Breaks 2,500-Year-Old Chariot-Race Record Set By Perseus
- Hurdler Overcomes Many Hurdles To Win Hurdle Race
- Manny Ramirez Likes Red Sox's New Blue Uniforms
- U.S. Men's Gymnastics Team: 'Win Or Lose, We Will Cry'
- Olympic Closing Ceremonies To Feature Launch Of Chinese Nuclear Arsenal, Invasion Of United States
WHAT TO WATCH FOR
NBC, 8 p.m.-9 p.m. Saturday
Re-airing of Women's Beach Volleyball from Chaoyang Park in which regular broadcasters will be replaced with middle-aged women tsk-ing over the skimpy outfits.
From the Sports Vault
- Michigan Drops To Division III In Polls Following Second Loss
- Report: Browns Hoped Quinn Would Hold Out For Months
- Reggie Bush On First NFL Touchdown: 'That Was It?'
- Michael Vick Hopes Jail Is Like The Longest Yard Without All The Throwing
- Troy Aikman Promises Fair, Unbiased Commentary On Cowboys' Run To Super Bowl Championship
Photo Finish
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Zombie Wilt Chamberlain Leads U.S. Nightmare Team To Victory
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Togo's Lone Olympic Representative Under A Lot Of Pressure To Win Olympics
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Vikings Hire Coach
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Placido Polanco Chokes Up All The Way
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Angry Jim Leyland's Mustache Keeps Falling Off While Yelling At Team
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Mike Golic Finally Marries, Eats Mike Greenberg
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Underdog Comes Out Of Nowhere To Lose To Tiger Woods
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Twins Ask Fans To Be Quiet So They Can Focus On Game
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Evil Red Wings Owner Wario Lemieux Steals Stanley Cup
This Week In Sports History
August 19, 2008
Latest:
- Chinese Basketball Team Commits Three-Second Human Rights Violation
- Nick Mangold Shows Brett Favre How To Swipe Subway Metrocard
- Golden-Brown Coach K. Found Hanging In Beijing Butcher Shop Window
- Left Fielder On Connecticut Little League World Series Team Clearly Barry Bonds
- Olympic Tape Delay Fails To Catch Bob Costas' 16-Hour Swearing Binge
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