Sports
- U.S. Charioteer Breaks 2,500-Year-Old Chariot-Race Record Set By Perseus
- Hurdler Overcomes Many Hurdles To Win Hurdle Race
- Manny Ramirez Likes Red Sox's New Blue Uniforms
- U.S. Men's Gymnastics Team: 'Win Or Lose, We Will Cry'
- Olympic Closing Ceremonies To Feature Launch Of Chinese Nuclear Arsenal, Invasion Of United States
WHAT TO WATCH FOR
NBC, 8 p.m.-9 p.m. Saturday
Re-airing of Women's Beach Volleyball from Chaoyang Park in which regular broadcasters will be replaced with middle-aged women tsk-ing over the skimpy outfits.
From the Sports Vault
- Favre: I've Always Had A Passion For Stopping Things, Then Starting To Do Things Again
- Outgoing Commissioner Tagliabue Expected To Pardon Dennis Miller Before Leaving Office
- TNA Sources: Pacman Jones Kept Asking Where Doink The Clown Is
- Patriots Stunned By Mere 17-Point Victory
- Notre Dame Football Team Having Worst Season Since Corinthians
- Terry Francona Announces Josh Beckett Will Start Games 1, 4, 7, 2, 6, 3, 5
- Alex Rodriguez Placed On Emotionally Disabled List
- Hideki Matsui Unable To Grasp Translator's Explanation Of Where Cory Lidle Is
- Mike Lowell Second In All-Star Voting But Leads In All-Star Superdelegates
- Rob Neyer Invents Statistic To Measure Own Disenchantment With Baseball
- Confusing 24-Player Trade Sends You, Scottie Pippen To Utah Jazz
- Steve Nash Sarcastically Asks Shaq To Slow Down
- Portland Trail Blazers Get Hint After Being Left Off 2006-07 NBA Schedule
- Mavericks To Incorporate Machetes Into Hack-A-Shaq Defense
- Gilbert Arenas Claims He Can Play Despite Sore Ankle Part Of Arm
Photo Finish
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Zombie Wilt Chamberlain Leads U.S. Nightmare Team To Victory
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Togo's Lone Olympic Representative Under A Lot Of Pressure To Win Olympics
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Vikings Hire Coach
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Placido Polanco Chokes Up All The Way
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Angry Jim Leyland's Mustache Keeps Falling Off While Yelling At Team
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Mike Golic Finally Marries, Eats Mike Greenberg
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Underdog Comes Out Of Nowhere To Lose To Tiger Woods
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Twins Ask Fans To Be Quiet So They Can Focus On Game
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Evil Red Wings Owner Wario Lemieux Steals Stanley Cup
This Week In Sports History
August 19, 2008
Latest:
- Chinese Basketball Team Commits Three-Second Human Rights Violation
- Nick Mangold Shows Brett Favre How To Swipe Subway Metrocard
- Golden-Brown Coach K. Found Hanging In Beijing Butcher Shop Window
- Left Fielder On Connecticut Little League World Series Team Clearly Barry Bonds
- Olympic Tape Delay Fails To Catch Bob Costas' 16-Hour Swearing Binge
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